HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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