Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
