3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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