the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He kissed a someone with a penis
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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