the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
