Me too!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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