I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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