When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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