i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got inside last night via doggy door
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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