Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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