What a fucking waste of an outfit
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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