Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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