Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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