well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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