GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
