but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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