We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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