The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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