We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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