brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize