yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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