My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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