I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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