How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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