It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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