i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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