she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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