Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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