Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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