After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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