dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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