If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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