...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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