spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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