Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I AM VODKA MAN
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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