No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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