That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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