She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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