Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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