A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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