We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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