how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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