you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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