Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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