He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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