I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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