My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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