I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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