you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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