You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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