Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i think im in europe. pls send help
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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