I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
that may or may not have been my penis.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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