i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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