i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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