Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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