I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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